The Top 40 Lessons That Life Has Taught Me Thus Far…
(in no particular order)
1. Pusha T is not to be fucked with
2. Pancakes eat them anytime
3. Blue Gatorade, best flavor, the dark blue not the light blue one
4. Karma is not a theory but an actual fact of life
5. Take the pic not the video, memories are best remembered and live in not recorded
6. Pay your speeding and parking tickets (trust me on this one)
7. Watch soccer its beautiful
8. Limoncello!
9. Make you/me time
10. Silences is indeed golden, but laughter is double platinum
11. Eat foreign foods, the whole world can’t be wrong
12. Watch TMC and AMC it builds character
13. Udon noodles over ramen
14. Sports IS only entertainment
15. Workout
16. Try chili oils
17. Amazon forever
18. For house repairs YouTube it (again trust me on this one)
19. Save your fucking money, whatever it is will be there next week and the week after
20. Learn to question everything, make it a habit
21. There is a good chance you complain a lot and don’t know it, fucking stop
22. Illmatic, best Hip Hop album ever
23. Be nice always, it makes others look like dickheads
24. All good brown liquors must be left alone, not mixed, no over iced.
25. Salad daily
26. Hugs, kisses, all of that
27. Did we already mention not fucking with Pusha T??
28. No right, no left, just middle equality
29. Read history, it really helps explain the batshit craziness that goes on now
30. Bai tea baby!
31. People watch and imagine/create their life story
32. Candles and incense
33. Buy an air fryer
34. Work some weekends, you’ll get a lot more done
35. Always be willing to help someone even if you don’t feel like it, its goodness deposited in your moral bank
36. Singing or rapping in the car is mandatory
37. Grown men, use wipes, please end the bamboozlement of dry toilet paper actually working
38. Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza
39. Think about life while traveling 95 south, you’ll find some answers out there
40. I think the most important thing I’ve learned in my life is that the constant search to learn new things should never stop. It should never stop because it’s meant to be endless. An endless search of finding that “holy shit” moment over and over and over again. Keep going!
