Nothing hurt more than the phrase…

“Each figures sold separately”

You’d sit there watching the most creative G.I. Joe commercial with explosions and large aircrafts. All the figures would be in action spitting cheesy hero dialogue…it was perfect.

Then you got to the local Toys-R-Us and you’d see each figure and Tank would be sold separately! Each in their own container like suckas! Then you know what that means!

Mom or dad tell you another famous 1980s line…

“Pick one”

Find this in the manual under chapter 401: Each Figure Sold Separately My Ass!


Critical Thinker