Private.

That word flew past my head like an old man watching a Stealth Fighter at an air show.

I work with kids. I had a few kids with me before their bus came to pick them up. To make conversation I asked the kids what schools they went to. A few names came up and the older kid said “I go to a private school”.

I say “oh cool”.

The 5 other kids say giggled and said “ewwwwww” in unison. I replied “what that’s great that he goes to private school!” The older kid looks at me like a genius looks at a dunce. “Private” he says. Then he adds “like private parts”

Oh.

Yeah.

Got it.

I slowly.

Got it.

…Watch out for that jet above!!!!

Find this in the manual in Chapter 90: Hey Old Man, Some Jokes Are Eternal!